"By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong."
Funny Quotations for Father's Day
"I have always had the feeling I could do anything and my dad told me I could. I was in college before I found out he might be wrong."
"It doesn't matter who my father was; it matters who I remember he was."
"I've had a hard life, but my hardships are nothing against the hardships that my father went through in order to get me to where I started."
"Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected."
My father used to play with my brother and me in the yard. Mother would come out and say, "You're tearing up the grass." "We're not raising grass," Dad would reply. "We're raising boys."
"A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again."
"My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it."
Happy Father's Day