Funny Army Quotes

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“ Forgiving terrorist is left to God, But fixing their appointment with God is Our responsibility.”

“ Join the Army, visit exotic places, meet strange and interesting people, and kill them.”

“ The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his.” — General George S. Patton

“ When I lost my rifle, the Army charged me 85 dollars. That is why in the Navy the Captain goes down with the ship.” — Dick Gregory

“ All right, they're on our left, they're on our right, they're in front of us, they're behind us...they can't get away this time.” - Lewis B. "Chesty" Puller, USMC

“ We are not retreating - we are advancing in another direction.” — General Douglas MacArthur

“ Why does the Air Force need expensive new bombers? Have the people we've been bombing over the years been complaining?” — George Wallace

Pearl Harbour Radio Operator: “Is there anything that we can provide?”
Response from Marine Commander on Wake Island: “Send us more Japs!”
.... Said to be one of the last radio transmissions received from the Marines on Wake Island before it fell to the Japanese, 1941.

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