Funny Valentine Verses

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I love your smile, your face, and your eyes.
Damn, I’m good at telling lies!

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

My love you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in, to smell this way.

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life.

Every time I see your face.
I wish I were in outer space.

Beauty is on the inside, but some may doubt,
If it's true, I’d prefer you inside out.

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