Christmas One Liners Jokes

Funny One Liners

Santa with Guitar
How do you know Santa has to be a man?
No woman is going to wear the same outfit year after year.

Why is Christmas just like another day at the office?

You end up doing all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

What's red and white and red, red and white, and red and white?
Santa Claus rolling down a hill!

What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?
Thanks, I'll never part with it!

What do you call a chicken at the North Pole?
Lost.

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Black mail !

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!

What's the best thing to give your parents for Christmas?
A list of everything you want.

Why is Santa a good race car driver?
Because he's always in the pole position.

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