Halloween Funny One Liners

What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?
Hope it's Halloween.

Do zombies eat popcorn with fingers?

No, they eat the fingers separately.

Why don't skeletons ever go out on the town?

Because they don't have any body to go out with.
Laughing Halloween Skull
What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
"Do you believe in people?"

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts.

What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes?
A cereal killer.

Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
Because they're so wrapped up in themselves.

What's a vampire's favorite fast food?

A guy with very high blood pressure.

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