Valentines Day Joke

On Valentine's day Tony, a smart young man, walked into the local pub. He noticed a woman gazing at him without blinking her big eyes.

Tony felt flattered so he walked up to her and said in his deepest voice, 'I'll do anything you wish, beautiful lady, for just $10 but on one condition.'Valentine's Cartoon

The woman appeared to be trapped in the moment and asked as if in a trance, 'What's your condition?'

Tony answered, 'Tell me your wish in just three words.'

There was a long pause, then the woman opened her purse, counted out the money and handed it to Tony along with her address. She then looked deeply into his eyes and whispered, 'Clean My House.'

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