New Year's Resolution Joke 'Quit Smoking'

Quit Smoking

Jack, at a New Year's party, turns to his friend, Harry, and asks for a cigarette.

"I thought you made a New Year's resolution to quit smoking," Harry responds.
"I am in the process of quitting," replies Jack with a grin. "Right now, I am in the middle of phase one."

"Phase one?" wonders Harry.

"Yeah," laughs Jack, "I have quit buying."

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