A Christmas Message from Santa Claus

Funny Christmas message

Santa Claus with a donkey

I just wrote this note to inform you
Those high taxes have taken away
The things I really needed
My Reindeer, My Workshop, My Sleigh

And I'm forced to ride a Donkey
Who's Old, Crippled and Slow.
So, if I don't see you at Christmas,
I am out on my Ass in the snow.

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