Calvin and Hobbes Christmas Comic Strip

What did Calvin want with those Christmas Lights?
Calvin and Hobbes Christmas comic strip 1
Calvin and Hobbes Christmas comic strip 2

Christmas Lights Funny Comic Strip Calvin and Hobbes

UFOs !

Funny Christmas Card for Dad

funny Christmas card dad

Funny Christmas Greeting Card for Father

. Message on Card:
Dad, you know it was pretty obvious that you were "Santa" all those years.
It'd be really stupid not to know that!
Merry Christmas Dad!

Funny Christmas Card

Reindeer Stop
funny Christmas card

Funny Christmas Greeting Card

. Funny Christmas Card Picture of Flying Santa and his Reindeer.
Well! funny thing is that Santa is flying but he is not on his Sleigh. :D

Funny Christmas Song - If It Doesn't Snow On Christmas - Joe Pesci

If It Doesn't Snow On Christmas Funny Song

Joe Pesci sings Christmas Classic. Happy Holidays From the Goodfellas.

If It Doesn't Snow On Christmas Song Lyrics:

Funny Ten Ways to Confuse Santa Claus on Christmas Day

Confuse Santa Cartoon

1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds.

2. Set a bear trap at the bottom of the chimney. Wait for Santa to get caught in it, and then explain that you're sorry, but from a distance, he looked like a bear.

3. Leave him a note, explaining that you've gone away for the holidays. Ask if he would mind watering your plants.

4. Take everything out of your house as if it's just been robbed. When Santa arrives, show up dressed like a policeman and say, "Well, well. They always return to the scene of the crime."

5. While he's in the house, go find his sleigh and write him a speeding ticket.

6. Keep an angry bull in your living room. If you think a bull goes crazy when he sees a little red cape, wait until he sees that big, red Santa suit!

7. Build an army of mean-looking snowmen on the roof, holding signs that say "We hate Christmas," and "Go away Santa."

8. Dress up like the Easter Bunny. Wait for Santa to come and then say, "This neighborhood ain't big enough for the both of us.

9. Leave lots of hunting trophies and guns out where Santa's sure to see them. Go outside, yell, "Ooh! Look! A deer! And he's got a red nose!" and fire a gun.

10. Leave Santa a note, explaining that you've moved. Include a map with unclear and hard-to-read directions to your new house.